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givingblowjobs: bijou1986: A Mom went to have dinner with her...

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:05:38 -0400

givingblowjobs:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

parenting done right

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life1nmotion: 100M by line-architects

Wed, 08 May 2013 21:59:54 -0400

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100M by line-architects

raaynee: breakcorechoirboy: I am borderline crying at how...

Tue, 07 May 2013 00:09:58 -0400

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

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fools-game: w-a-n-n-a-umqra: tinnyhouse: actualvriskaserket: ...

Sat, 04 May 2013 23:51:27 -0400

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w-a-n-n-a-umqra:

tinnyhouse:

actualvriskaserket:

bloosweater:

teppelin:

sexyspoon:

pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time

i got u balloons

omg you are so cute

i got u a cat

i made you a cake

i got you ryan gosling

this is why i love tumblr

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I asked my mom to describe my style. Her response “Middle class suburban house wife who goes...

Sat, 04 May 2013 23:38:59 -0400

I asked my mom to describe my style. Her response “Middle class suburban house wife who goes to church.” I don’t want to be BORING before I even turn 18 or get a boyfriend. -sigh-

MAH HAH!

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 00:31:53 -0400

MAH HAH!

#drawing #mine #marina #pencil #charcoal

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 20:55:03 -0400

#drawing #mine #marina #pencil #charcoal

Just finished.

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 04:49:32 -0400

Just finished.

chickensandwich: The baby is named Hashtag

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 23:43:41 -0400

chickensandwich:

The baby is named Hashtag

cuntslap: I have rebloged this every Monday for as long as I...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 23:42:14 -0400

cuntslap:

I have rebloged this every Monday for as long as I can remember.